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The Joys of Motherhood

January 4, 2012
Brooke in the bathroom

One afternoon I was cooking. Typical for me, right?

Well, half way in, my husband calls out in a frantic voice “Lauren, COME HERE!”

What on earth could be going on?

I turn the corner and into the hall and what do I see?
baby bum 3So, like the good wife and mother I am, I grab my camera and start clicking away.

Can you figure out what happened?
baby bum 1

NOW do you know what happened?
baby bum 2Our darling daughter {bless her heart} tried to go potty herself and didn’t quite make it. So #2 ended up on our new bath mat, all down the hall and all over her. “I got poopies in my toes” Β Yes, yes you do.

I was going to mention all this in tomorrow’s blog post {which is the recipe I was making at the time this all went down} but then I thought twice.

Poopies and dinner didn’t really mesh. Lol.

You’re welcome.

PS- being a Mom is the best.

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    nina
    January 4, 2012 at 3:54 am

    LOVE it! πŸ™‚

    I got poopies in my toes. πŸ™‚

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    Robin
    January 4, 2012 at 4:03 am

    What a great mom you are!

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    Laurie {Simply Scratch}
    January 4, 2012 at 4:04 am

    HAAAAA!! I once woke up to my daughter having a poop beard. Being a mom IS the best! XO Lauren!!!

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    Natalie
    January 4, 2012 at 4:17 am

    Time for another new mat! (There’s no way I’d throw that thing in my washer…) Potty training sucks. Period. Hope she makes it next time!!

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      Lauren
      January 4, 2012 at 4:36 am

      She’s completely potty trained! She’s just stubborn and wanted to get her little pink potty out and not use the ‘big potty’ {actual toilet}. And she did this when she was supposed to be napping, so we would have helped her had we known she wasn’t asleep/heard her! She cracks me up!

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    Marilyn Brennan
    January 4, 2012 at 4:19 am

    This is too hilarious! No matter what she does, she’s adorable.

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    Miss @ Miss in the Kitchen
    January 4, 2012 at 4:20 am

    Oh that’s so funny, the older they get the more you will want to embarrass them! She’s such

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    Jolene (www.everydayfoodie.ca)
    January 4, 2012 at 5:43 am

    Awwwwwwwwwe – what a sweetie! This is just too cute πŸ™‚ Kids are so precious. Love the “I got poopies in my toes.” Adorable.

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    Jessica
    January 4, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Oh my goodness, this post had me giggling all the way through it! Precious!

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    Moontaj
    January 4, 2012 at 8:43 am

    Aww that is so gross and funny!

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    Julie @ Table for Two
    January 4, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Oh my word!! Haha that is so cute and gross at the same time. I love how you reacted — this will make for a great embarrassing laugh one day!!

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    Emilie @ Emilie's Enjoyables
    January 4, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    haha awww poor thing! At least she keeps you smiling πŸ™‚

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    Tara @ Chip Chip Hooray
    January 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Oh my gosh. Please save this blog post for her future boyfriends and/or wedding toasts. She’ll love you forever. πŸ˜‰

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    Bev Weidner
    January 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I….don’t know…what to……say…….

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    Ashley
    January 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    That is so hilarious. I love the little bum pictures. Being a mom is the best, even when there are poopies in the toes. And you are a good mom for grabbing that camera!

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    Averie @ Love Veggies and Yoga
    January 4, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Classic and as a mom, I can relate to days like these.

    Hang in there!

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    Erin @ Dinners, Dishes, and Desserts
    January 4, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    HA!! That is hilarious! Being a Mom IS awesome!

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    Kathryn
    January 4, 2012 at 9:18 am

    I love your husband’s panicky reaction! You were obviously the only one who could deal with that level of poopiness! And your daughter is just the cutest ever.

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    Allison H.
    January 4, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    OK, OK…the worst thing I have experienced so far, and I know there will be much much more to come since Luke is only 1 1/2…is poopy in the tub. EW.
    My husband had the pleasure of experiencing the first poop covered crib. He said it was nasty and I am surprised he survived…I really am! He told me he thought it was puke, so he stuck his finger in it and smelled it. So NOT what I would have done.

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    Lindsay @ Pinch of Yum
    January 5, 2012 at 4:50 am

    This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a blog. Ever.

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    Sara {Home is Where the Cookies Are}
    January 5, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    OH. NO.
    She’s gonna love you for this post when she’s 18!
    Ahhhh. The joys of motherhood.
    Thanks God someone invented soap all those years ago.
    πŸ˜‰

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    Deborah
    January 6, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Haha – you’ve got to love being a mom on days like this!!

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    Erin
    January 7, 2012 at 2:52 am

    Oh no!
    Supposedly when I was a baby I decided to use what was in my diaper to paint my nursery walls. My parents like to tell that story all the time haha.

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    Taryn (Have Kitchen, Will Feed)
    January 7, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Adorable, but I think the bathmat needs a washing.

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    Jen Henney
    March 8, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Omg, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. I LOVE your humor and your blog! I have a 9 month old daughter, and can’t wait for days like this!!! Thanks for the great laugh!

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    Wendy Knutson
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    I have been there! I am so not grossed out by poop anymore. ( four boys) Thanks for sharing πŸ™‚

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